So no shit, there I was...
We stopped by Wendy's for lunch today while we were out house hunting (as most of you know, we have recently PCS'd to Washington) today. Well nature picked up the phone and dialed my number. So I stood in line behind a kid patiently waiting. When I finally got the chance to drain the overflow tank, I walked in the bathroom and prepared for battle. Just about the time I hit that point of no return I hear "BANG BANG BANG" on the door.
Now, we have all been there. just about to do our thing and that knock happens. Some of us respond to avoid our embarassment and others respond to help others avoid embarassment. Either way I responded with YEAH!!! Indicating that someone was present in the facility. Now I've gotten a few responses to my "YEAH" in these situations before. "Sorry", "You almost done", even the occasional "Is anybody in there?" (Come on dumbass you just heard me yell). However today I got a very unique response from a small voice with extreme volume.
"Hey mister! Can I have my toy? I left it in there."
Until next time...