On three separate occasions I was asked today if I am always an asshole or just having a bad day. Come on people. I'm not a bad guy. Yeah, I'm under a little stress. Getting ready for a board, going through a divorce, in Iraq, and away from the love of my life. Yeah, I'm a little on edge, but holy crap! I'm not that bad am I???
Anyway... My day was plagued by idiots, horrible comedians, and a woman who is convinced that she can talk her way into my pants. Fortunately the HSFM that I was issued by CEXC, (HSFM- Huge Scary Fucking Marine) saved me from all three. Not a lot to say about all of them, but I will
discuss the dumbasses that plague me...
Ok, first off. If it looks like a rocket in a tube, it's probably a FUCKING ROCKET IN A TUBE!!!
Second. If it's a rock. Call it a rock. Don't trump it up and send it to me as a "Silicon Dioxide Ball" or maybe he was just that stupid. Third and by far my favorite... We are EOD don't try to explain to us why something isn't hazardous when we tell you it is. I mean as an MP, if you tell me the donuts are messy, I get a napkin. Come on people.
You ARE an asshole, sometimes. However, I love you for it all the same <3
ReplyDeleteI told my friend Andrew your MP joke. I laughed, he didn't. Oh well!
Hi. I'm one of Noel's followers and followed her to you. You are a very funny man. The donut comment had DH and I laughing so hard! (In case you aren't exposed to it... DH is a term for husband in the army wife/gf circuit.)
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