Making mistakes can sometimes be fatal. Like if an artillery Fire Control Technician (the guy that tells the guys with the big guns where to shoot) kicks a number, what was intended to take out the bad guys could take out our own boys. Of course as luck would have it, its more than likely gonna hit right dead center of the Midvale school for the Deaf, Blind, and Retarded which will naturally be located right between a Giant Redwood Forest and a Baby Seal Sanctuary. That's Murphy...
But, mistakes don't always end in tragedy and public apology to PETA and Green Peace. On occasion, the EOD Gods take my hard work into account and they shine down upon me entertainment on a very grand scale. Such was the case today. (Due to the secure nature of the incident (nobody with a lot of brass wants to be laughed at publicly) I can't tell you the whole story, but I can sum it up with one collective statement.) Read what the entire page has to say, because if you don't, you could embarrass yourself and others on 3 different continents very quickly and spend a LOT of money in the process. For example... If a document says "The disposition of the item is nuclear..." Don't assume that someone is building Nuclear IED's. Read on down the page. You might realize that the nature of the item is in fact "UNclear" at this time and that you will get more info as it is discovered. Besides. Just how bad would a nuclear device be that's in a water bottle??? Just saying. I'm just saying... or as my partner so aptly put it today...
Uhhh... What the fuck? Over.
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