LESLIE!!!! Are you ok? I haven't blogged in a while and I just wanted to make sure that you are still alive. I have been told that my lack of blogging has been extremely detrimental to your health. I'm sorry. I've been super busy and I greatly apologize and remember that ALL things can be solved with the proper application of High Explosives.
I AM NOT A WHORE!!! If you don't know who the band LMFAO is, get off my freaking blog right now and check them out RIGHT NOW!!! I AM NOT A WHORE... but I like to do it...
So EOD has a new meaning. It apparently now reads "Hey, ask me about that fucking movie!!!"
If you haven't seen "The Hurt Locker", please rush right out and burn down any theater that is showing it. It's not necessarily a bad movie, it just isn't what EOD is. I can't wait however to get back to the states and hear some kid in a bar use it as a pickup line. "Yeah, you seen The Hurt Locker? Yeah, that's what I do. I'm EOD." I will be sure to raise the bullshit flag. Even if Noel is with me, she will understand when I swoop in and cock-block the guy simply because he's being an idiot. I'm actually sorta hoping some guy tries to pull the shit with her. That would be epic.
Anyway, I'm back and I'll try to be a little more consistent. Sorry Leslie. Please don't freak out!!!
You are totally a whore. Nice try though.
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ReplyDeleteLol I was worried about your non-blogging too! DH said this is exactly why he refuses to blog when he deploys. :0)
ReplyDeleteYay!!! I never thought I'd be excited to see my name and the word whore in the same blog post:p Thank you so much...you made my day.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I totally understand being busy and I was just pouting because your posts make me laugh and I seem to need a reason to laugh lately. Just take care of yourself for Noel and I'll try to wait patiently for my dose of laughter from you :) LOL